9 Weirdest & Funny Masturbation Stories by Men

Contrary to popular belief, when we talk about getting off, not just women but men have options too! Intrigued? Read along! The tried-and-tested hand method is always reliable, but some guys take things to the next level with strokers.

All the masturbation techniques mentioned here in this blog are born out of curiosity, boredom or sheer horniness! Nonetheless, these masturbation ideas are simply fabulous for getting the job done. 

If you are excited to read about some of the most unexpected, bizarre and even hilarious male masturbation tricks; we have got the best ideas straight from the horse’s mouths! 

Disclaimer: All these masturbation ideas belong to the men who have tried them out. We can not vouch for their efficacy or safety! But, what we can vouch for a re Leezu’s strokers like Toofaan, Toofaan intense and Sultaan that will sweep you off your feet with their texture and stimulation.

9 Different Ways To Masturbate- Men’s Edition

These guys took self-pleasure to a whole new level. Some of these masturbation techniques are genius, some are questionable and some are downright funny! 

• “I was wearing these basketball shorts one day, and I noticed how smooth they felt against my skin. I decided to get a little creative so I unzipped my hoodie and stuck my penis inside the opening between the zipper teeth, and started moving it back and forth. The tension was insanely good but I got close to a DIY circumcision once or twice!” - Mihir, 22

• “One night, I microwaved a cup of oatmeal, let it cool down just enough and stuck my dick in it. I think I had been watching American Pie that night! I won’t lie; it felt amazing. Cleanup is a different story though.”- Sahil, 30

• “One night, I took a tube sock, wrapped it around my dick, and then tied the end of it with a rubber band to create a snug little pocket. Then I went to town and how! It was one of the best orgasms I’ve had solo.”-Jahaan, 25

• “I once positioned myself in front of a high-speed fan on the lowest setting, let the air hit just right and it was so stimulating. It was kind of like a gentle teasing sensation, that did not get me off but it was such a cool sensation. The best thing, no cleanup!”- Abeer, 26

• “I was in the shower once, lathered up and all good to go! I figured it would be a great lubricant. Well, big mistake. It started off smooth but within seconds. That’s when I vowed to myself, never again!’-Krrish, 26

• “One time, I got hard at the gym and had this insane idea to use one of those padded workout benches for a little personal exercise. I humped it while pretending to adjust my position. No one noticed, and I actually finished. It was hands-down the most daring thing I’ve ever done in public.”- Daksh, 28

• “I was camping alone, and then nature called in more ways than one. I found a super soft pile of moss near my tent and it was just so tempting. It felt surprisingly good, but afterward, I was paranoid about bugs. The creativity blew my mind but so did a fear of infection for an hour or so.”- Ridhaan, 20

• “I call this The Human Burrito masturbation technique. First, I grab the softest blanket I own. Then, I wrap myself up and start rubbing. Slow at first and  then gradually working myself into a frenzied roll, like a sushi chef possessed. The friction feels divine and the organ is always mind blowing! Before I know it, I’m gasping for breath, utterly satisfied.”- Sharad, 25

• “Back in high school, I needed lube one day, but I lived in a constant fear that if my mom found a bottle of lotion, she would know and I dreaded the shame! So, I had to improvise and thought of Butter! I started sneaking sticks of it into my room and late at night I would retrieve it from the hiding spot under my bed and spread its smooth, creamy goodness in my hands and dick. Let me tell you; it glided and how! I learned the hard way that butter and bed sheets aren’t the best mix” - Rahul, 32. 

If you or your man also has something amazing to share with respect to his masturbation tricks, we have some amazing naughty gifts for him that can spice up his solo-pleasure sessions and how. As a pro tip; check out Sultaan and get ready for some royal intimate treatment. 

Conclusion

We hope you enjoyed reading about these nine wild, weird and wonderfully creative ways men have taken matters into their own hands! All these crazy and quirky masturbation stories are proof that you must keep innovating (while staying safe). And if you ever need more spicy ideas, Leezu’s has the best range of self care products that can take your bedroom adventures up a notch or two! 

FAQs

What is the correct way of masturbation?

There is no definite answer to this. Just like all the masturbation ideas mentioned above, one can get as creative as they want with their intimate escapades. You can even try out some 

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What is the best way to masturbate for boys and girls?

Hygiene is definitely something one should be careful about. Other than that, boys and girls can use their imagination and do what floats their boat. Like boys, girls can also check out naughty gifts for her from Leezu's to spice up the way they masturbate.