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Gentlemen, while you've been perfecting your Dream11 lineup, debating whether James Bond needs those gadgets, and arguing about which beer pairs best with biryani, the sex toy industry has been quietly having a renaissance. And honestly? It's time you caught up.
We're talking about upgrading from whatever routine you've been running since your hostel days, because your satisfaction deserves the same attention you give your grooming routine or sneaker collection.
For too long, guys have been content letting their partners do all the homework when it comes to pleasure. Meanwhile, you're still using the same techniques you figured out at sixteen, like you're stuck in some outdated Fight Club playbook. Time to take ownership of your own experience and stop acting like good sex just magically happens—this isn't a Bollywood movie where everything works out perfectly in the climax scene.
Your pleasure doesn’t need a permission slip
The biggest load of crap about boys and toys is that wanting them means you're somehow broken or desperate. Please. You're literally wired for pleasure—being embarrassed about that is like apologizing for liking good food.
- Solo time isn't Plan B, it's smart strategy: You're basically doing R&D for better experiences across the board. It's like practicing free throws—repetition makes you better at the game.
- Performance anxiety? What performance anxiety: These toys teach you legit skills—how to last longer, stay ready after you finish, and go multiple rounds. Once you know what you're capable of, there's nothing left to stress about.
- Your satisfaction doesn't depend on anyone else's calendar: Available when you want it, invisible when you don't. No scheduling conflicts, no wondering if you're taking too long.
Pro Tip: Approach this like you're trying a new restaurant—curious, not stressed. The goal is discovering what's delicious, not impressing anyone.
Why you need to take matters into your own hands
Let's get one thing straight—quality sex toys aren't just fun (though, obviously, they're phenomenally fun). We're talking legitimate health benefits that'll make your wellness-obsessed gym buddy jealous.
Every orgasm floods your system with dopamine and oxytocin—nature's cocktail for happiness and stress relief. Like meditation, but way more entertaining. These hormones actively combat cortisol (that stress demon ruining your sleep), boost confidence, support heart health, and beat ibuprofen.
Here's where it gets interesting: sexual massagers are basically your personal trainer for pleasure. They help you discover what actually works instead of just going with whatever random technique you stumbled across in your teens. Think upgrading from that ancient Nokia to the latest iPhone—same basic function, completely different experience.
Pro Tip: Start thinking of this as wellness equipment rather than something you need to hide. Your satisfaction is health maintenance, not a guilty secret. You really can have it all.
The real talk about boys and their toys
The options these days go way beyond that basic sleeve you might have seen in a sketchy online ad. We're talking sophisticated technology (science, baby) designed specifically for male anatomy:
Masturbators, sleeves and strokers have evolved into precision instruments with textures and features that would make your hand seriously jealous. Some even connect to apps for customizable experiences that adapt to your preferences.
Vibrating cock rings are like having a wingman who never lets you down. They add consistent stimulation exactly where it matters most, so you can stop crossing your fingers that your partner remembers that thing you mentioned back in February. This delivers every. Single. Time.
Prostate massagers are specifically designed for male anatomy, and honestly? They're game-changers. Think of it as discovering a secret level in a video game you've been playing for years. Your body's got more pleasure zones than you realized—might as well explore the whole map (and no, you don’t need your credit card to unlock new areas).
Couple-friendly tech with remote controls turns your partner into the DJ of your pleasure playlist. It's basically cheat codes for foreplay—suddenly everyone's having way more fun and nobody's guessing what works (and what doesn’t).
Pro Tip: The trick is shopping with confidence. This is wellness gear, just like a foam roller or massage gun. Your pleasure counts too.
Your stroker is your ultimate FWB (but only benefits)
Let's be honest—your stroker is basically the best fwb you'll ever have. It's like having a friend who's always available, never judges your performance, and knows what they're doing. Think of it as your personal hype man for solo sessions:
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It never ghosts you halfway through: Unlike that person who suddenly got "tired" right when things were getting good, your stroker maintains the exact same energy from start to finish. No performance drops, no sudden technique changes.
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Zero small talk required: No need to ask about its day or pretend to care about its ‘favourite book that Netflix is turning into a romcom series’. It exists purely for your pleasure, which means you can be completely selfish without the guilt trip.
It remembers your favorite moves: Find the perfect rhythm and pressure? Your stroker doesn't forget like a goldfish. No need to give a tutorial every single time or deal with someone who thinks they know better than you do.
- Always DTF on your schedule: 3 AM Tuesday? Your stroker is ready. Post-workout stress relief? No negotiation needed. It's the most reliable relationship you'll ever have.
And if you're coupled up?
Your toy makes the perfect plus-one. It brings moves to the bedroom that regular hands can't pull off, turning play time into the kind of night that has you both texting your group chat about how you've been missing out this whole time.
Why this makes you better at everything
Here's what nobody tells you: figuring out your own body makes you way better with someone else's. It's like finally learning to cook—suddenly you understand how flavors work together.
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You actually slow down instead of rushing: No more sprinting through foreplay like you're late for work. When you know how to enjoy the buildup, you naturally take your time with everything else.
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You get that good stuff takes effort: Forget the "it just happens" myth. Amazing experiences are planned, not lucky accidents. When you put thought into your own fun, you bring that same energy to everything you do.
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Talking about what you want becomes way easier: it's hard to ask for something when you don't know what that is. Once you figure out what your favorites are, conversations stop being weird and start being helpful.
- You realize everyone's different: What works for you might not work for them, and that's normal. No more assuming you know what someone else wants.
Pro Tip: Think of solo time as practice for being amazing with a partner. It's like going to the gym, but more fun.
How do you decide what to buy
Making sure you’re shopping without looking clueless
Look, material science matters here just like it does for your sneakers or headphones. You want the good stuff: silicone, metal, or glass. They're easy to clean, built to last, and won't give you mystery rashes.
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Silicone feels soft and natural: perfect if you don't want to feel like you're hooking up with a piece of medical equipment.
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Metal & glass are firm and smooth: ideal for more intense sensations or if you want to get creative with temperature (think ice cubes, but make it sexy).
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Skip the cheap plastic garbage: it's like buying a knockoff watch that breaks in two weeks. When you're not sure about materials, slap a condom on it.
- Buy what you actually want, not what you think you should want: if you're a tech geek, embrace the gadgets. If you want simple, go simple. Don't buy the Ferrari when you need a Honda.
Pro Tip: Read real reviews, not the product description. Marketing teams write those descriptions; actual users write reviews.
Why you need to upgrade ASAP (like yesterday)
Your pleasure setup deserves the same investment as your coffee routine or gym membership. A quality body massager isn't some luxury item—it's basic gear for being a functioning adult king in bed.
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The technology is legitimately impressive: we're talking precision-engineered tools designed specifically for male anatomy, with features that would make your AirPods jealous.
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Your hand has been pulling double duty for years: time to bring in some professional-grade backup that doesn't cramp up, doesn't lose focus, and never calls in sick.
Whether you want basic or high-tech, just get something that matches your actual personality, not what you think the "right" choice is supposed to be.
- Stop with the "maybe someday" and start with "why not this weekend": your future self will send you a thank-you note.
Final Pro Tip: One outstanding experience trumps five mediocre ones. Buy quality, not quantity—get something that makes it their life’s mission to deliver.
The Bottom Line
Here's the reality check: it's 2025, and you're still outsourcing your pleasure to whoever you happen to be sleeping with. Time to be an adult and take responsibility for your satisfaction, men. Your partner shouldn't have to be your sex teacher, your performance coach, and your pleasure consultant all rolled into one. Do the work, figure out what works for you, and stop expecting someone else to solve problems you could easily handle yourself.
Repeat after us: No more helping hands when it comes to pleasure—apart from yours.
About the author:
Author of the most comprehensive dating guide for gay men, Aniruddha Mahale is a columnist who mines his romantic (mis)adventures to write about modern love, sex, and relationships. With bylines in Buzzfeed, GQ Magazine, Homegrown, and Huffington Post, Mahale is currently working on his third novel (when he’s not working on his macro splits).
